*: Paperb[G]ack writer. 1. D[G]ear Sir or Madam will you read my book it took me years to write will you take a look based on a novel by a man named Lear and I need a job so I want to be a paperback wr[C]iter paperback wr[G]iter. 2. It's the dirty story of a dirty man and his clinging wife doesn't understand his son is working for the Daily Mail it's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer paperback writer. *: .3. It's a thousand pages give or take a few I'll be writing more in a week or two I can make it longer if you like the style I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer paperback writer. 4. If you really like it you can have the rights it could make a million for you overnight if you must return it you can send it here but I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer paperback writer. *: .*: *: