Intro: [F#, Ebmi, Bmi, C#] 2x
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1. [F#]Vulca[Ebmi]nize the whoopee [Bmi]stick [C#]in the ham wallet
[F#]Cattle [Ebmi]prod the oyster [Bmi]ditch [C#]with the lap rocket
[F#]Batter [Ebmi]dip the cranny [Bmi]ax [C#]in the gut locker
[F#]Retro[Ebmi]fit the pudding [Bmi]hatch (ooh la la) [C#]with the boink swatter

M. [H]If I get ya in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
[F#]In lieu of the innuendo [C#]in the end know my intent though
[H]I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
[Ebmi]I don't wanna [C#]beat around the [F#]bush

R: [F#]Foxtrot [Ebmi]Unifrom [Bmi]Charlie [C#]Kilo
[F#]Foxtrot [Ebmi]Uniform [Bmi]Charlie [C#]Kilo

M. 2x {Intro}
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2. Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove (ooh la la) with the pork steeple

M. If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

R:

M. 2x {Intro}

M. [F#]Put the you know what [Ebmi]in the you know where
[Bmi]Put the you-know-what [C#]in the you-know-where
[F#]Put the you-know-what [Ebmi]in the you-know-where
[Bmi]Put the you-know-what [C#]in the you-know-where

[F#]Pronto