Intro: [C#m, E, A, As] 2x

1. Dear Chasey[C#m]Lain 
I wrote to[E] explain 
I'm your biggest[A]  fan [As]
I just wanted to ask 
Could I eat your ass? 
Write back as soon as you can 

R: You've had a lotta dick 
Had a lotta dick 
I've had a lotta time 
Had a lotta time 
You've had a lotta dick Chasey 
But you ain't had mine 

2. Dear Chasey Lain 
I wrote to complain 
Ya never wrote me back 
How could I ever eat 
Your ass when ya treat 
Your biggest fan like that? 
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R:

3. Dear Chasey Lain 
I wrote to constrain 
This letter is my last 
As your biggest fan 
I must demand 
You let me eat your ass 

R.

4. P.S. 
[H]Mom and Dad this is Chasey 
Chasey[C#mi] this is my mom and dad 
Now show 'em them[E] titties 
Now show[H] 'em them titties[F#m] 

2x

Would ya fuck me for blow?

Intro 2x