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#. [Am]Once   [G]there was this [C]kid who
[F]got into an [C]accident and [G]couldn't come to [C]school
But [F]when he finally [G]came [C]back
[G]His [C]hair [F]had turned from [C]black into [G]bright white
He [Ab]said that it was [C]from when
The [Ab]cars had smashed [Em]soo hard

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#. Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

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Bridge: [Dm]But both girl and [C]boy [G]were glad
[Dm]'Cause one kid had it [C]worse [G]than that[F][G]

#. 'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

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