Bloodhound Gang: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo ============================================= F# Ebmi Bmi C# Intro: 2x F# Ebmi Bmi C# 1. Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet F# Ebmi Bmi C# Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket F# Ebmi Bmi C# Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker F# Ebmi Bmi C# Retrofit the pudding hatch (ooh la la) with the boink swatter H M. If I get ya in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then F# C# In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though H I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically Ebmi C# F# I don't wanna beat around the bush F# Ebmi Bmi C# R: Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo F# Ebmi Bmi C# Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo M. 2x 2. Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove (ooh la la) with the pork steeple M. If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush R: M. 2x F# Ebmi M. Put the you know what in the you know where Bmi C# Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where F# Ebmi Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where Bmi C# Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where F# Pronto