Bloodhound Gang: The Bad Touch
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Intro: Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating. But, there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.
       
       
       
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   Ami                   C
1. Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
              G                              F
   Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
               Ami                          C
   So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
           G                                F
   Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
               Ami                                 C
   You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
              G                                  F
   I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns
                        Ami                                        C
   Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
              G                            F
   To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
   

R: Do it now
   Ami                   C
   You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
            G                        F
   So let's do it like they do on Discovery Channel
   Do it again now
   Ami                   C
   You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
            G                        F
   So let's do it like they do on Discovery Channel
   Gettin' horny now
   
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   Ami                        C
2. Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
            G                            F
   Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
        Ami                                    C
   Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
                  G                                          F
   But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
              Ami                                    C
   So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
                  G                            F
   Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
              Ami                                         C
   So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
                  G                           F
   And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
   
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