#. [Gm7]Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it [C] [Gm7]You play the guitar on the [Bb]M.T.[C]V. [Gm7]That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and [F]chicks for [Gm7]free *: [Eb]We gotta install [Bb]microwave ovens [Eb]Custom kitchen de[F]liveries [Gm7]We gotta move these refrigerators [C]We gotta move these [D]colour TV's[E] #. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup Yeah buddy that's his own hair That little faggot got his own jet airplane That little faggot he's a millionaire #. I shouldda learned to play the guitar I shouldda learned to play them drums Look at that mama, she's got it stickin' in the camera Man we could have some fun #. And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises? Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Get your money for nothin' and chicks for free #. Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the M.T.V. That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and your chicks for free Money for nothin' ... chicks for free Money for nothin' ... chicks for free