Intro: F# Ebmi Bmi C#
2×
e:|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
h:|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
G:|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
D:|--------8--8p6--|--------8--8p4--|--------8--8p6--|--------9--9p8--|
A:|--9--9----------|--6--6----------|----------------|----------------|
E:|----------------|----------------|--6--6----------|--9--9----------|
1. F#
VulcaEbmi
nize the whoopee Bmi
stick C#
in the ham wallet
F#
Cattle Ebmi
prod the oyster Bmi
ditch C#
with the lap rocket
F#
Batter Ebmi
dip the cranny Bmi
ax C#
in the gut locker
F#
RetroEbmi
fit the pudding Bmi
hatch (ooh la la) C#
with the boink swatter
M. H
If I get ya in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
F#
In lieu of the innuendo C#
in the end know my intent though
H
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
Ebmi
I don't wanna C#
beat around the F#
bush
R: F#
Foxtrot Ebmi
Unifrom Bmi
Charlie C#
Kilo
F#
Foxtrot Ebmi
Uniform Bmi
Charlie C#
Kilo
M. 2×
2. Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove (ooh la la) with the pork steeple
M. If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
R:
M. 2×
M. F#
Put the you know what Ebmi
in the you know where
Bmi
Put the you-know-what C#
in the you-know-where
F#
Put the you-know-what Ebmi
in the you-know-where
Bmi
Put the you-know-what C#
in the you-know-where
F#
Pronto